harpygf:

me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch!

me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

(Fuente: coldafternoon, vía fauxcheri)

proto-homo:

saintlamias:

today daddy took me out to see IT and i really liked it! i was really turned on by pennywise and i was kinda scared to tell daddy about it, but when i did, he told me he thought pennywise was sexy too! then we went out to a costume store and daddy picked out a pennywise costume and told me he was gonna pretend to be him as he fucked me tonight and haha could you fucking imagine if this was a real post on tumblr

STOP DOING THIS!!!


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(Fuente: brownmic, vía fauxcheri)


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